Why I am not a Environmentalist
Because I don’t believe Gaia (the Envronmentalists’ word for god) bans hamburgers.
Why I am not a Jew
Because I don’t believe Yahweh (the Jews’ word for god) bans cheeseburgers.
Why I am not Moslem
Because I don’t believe Allah (the Moslems’ word for god) bans bacon cheese burgers.