We must end the “school-to-prison pipeline.” Keep these future prisoners out of our schools so that real students can learn.
Chinese Space Conspiracy
“Like NASA, China has built a sound stage in the desert on which to fake Mars landings” — Conspiracy Theorists.
Wisdom is Hate
All wisdom is hate speech — Augustine of Hippo.
“Not Unless I Woke in Russia This Morning”
Warrants are a bulwark against tyranny only when judges aren’t tyrants.
Be the Best You Can Be — I Insist
Were there a charity which would fund sexual transition surgery only for the children of feminists, Democrats, and socialists, provided the surgery were completed prior to the child reproducing, I would donate a few thousand annually to contribute to transgenders becoming who they truly know themselves to be.
Tragedy Is Not a Servant of Freedom
People whose lives are affected by tragedy never choose activism to promote fewer laws, less regulation, and more liberty.
Why I am…
Why I am not a Environmentalist
Because I don’t believe Gaia (the Envronmentalists’ word for god) bans hamburgers.
Why I am not a Jew
Because I don’t believe Yahweh (the Jews’ word for god) bans cheeseburgers.
Why I am not Moslem
Because I don’t believe Allah (the Moslems’ word for god) bans bacon cheese burgers.
Language Is Style
With hard work, language can be used to rationally communicate, but it seldom happens and rarely succeeds
Inequality Causes Crime
Inequality does cause crime: people who are stupid, talentless, antisocial, incompetent, and unsucessful at life are unequal. Sick with their own wounded amour propre, unable to accept reality, they lash out with senseless violence
A Zuckerquip
With his latest pronouncement (“Zuckerberg says Facebook’s future is going big on private chats”) Zuckerberg proves he is qualified for public office. Already no one believes any promise he makes.