Punishing Slavery

If schools will expel students over racism’s history of slavery, will they expel students and fire professors over socialism’s history of slavery?

Students Are Prisoners

We must end the “school-to-prison pipeline.” Keep these future prisoners out of our schools so that real students can learn.

Be the Best You Can Be — I Insist

Were there a charity which would fund sexual transition surgery only for the children of feminists, Democrats, and socialists, provided the surgery were completed prior to the child reproducing, I would donate a few thousand annually to contribute to transgenders becoming who they truly know themselves to be.

Why I am…

Why I am not a Environmentalist
Because I don’t believe Gaia (the Envronmentalists’ word for god) bans hamburgers.

Why I am not a Jew
Because I don’t believe Yahweh (the Jews’ word for god) bans cheeseburgers.

Why I am not Moslem
Because I don’t believe Allah (the Moslems’ word for god) bans bacon cheese burgers.