Students Are Prisoners

We must end the “school-to-prison pipeline.” Keep these future prisoners out of our schools so that real students can learn.

Be the Best You Can Be — I Insist

Were there a charity which would fund sexual transition surgery only for the children of feminists, Democrats, and socialists, provided the surgery were completed prior to the child reproducing, I would donate a few thousand annually to contribute to transgenders becoming who they truly know themselves to be.

Why I am…

Why I am not a Environmentalist
Because I don’t believe Gaia (the Envronmentalists’ word for god) bans hamburgers.

Why I am not a Jew
Because I don’t believe Yahweh (the Jews’ word for god) bans cheeseburgers.

Why I am not Moslem
Because I don’t believe Allah (the Moslems’ word for god) bans bacon cheese burgers.

Language Is Style

With hard work, language can be used to rationally communicate, but it seldom happens and rarely succeeds

Inequality Causes Crime

Inequality does cause crime: people who are stupid, talentless, antisocial, incompetent, and unsucessful at life are unequal. Sick with their own wounded amour propre, unable to accept reality, they lash out with senseless violence

A Zuckerquip

With his latest pronouncement (“Zuckerberg says Facebook’s future is going big on private chats”) Zuckerberg proves he is qualified for public office. Already no one believes any promise he makes.